Jonathan: You know, people in the seminary are jealous of my paper bag lunches. I see them looking at them, wishing their wives did the same.

the next day

Jonathan: I think I'm starting a trend at the seminary. Another guy had a paper bag lunch today....its a good thing you put my name on it huh?

yesterday (in no connection with the paper bags)

Jonathan: You are the best wife in the world! (with a big hug) I thought about it, and it's scientifically true.

Jodi: How do you know?

Jonathan: I can feel it, like this (he hugs me tighter as if in proof).

Jodi: Have you tested your theory on others?

Jonathan: No, it's like with the counterfeit experts...you can only know the real by becoming an expert in the real - you should never study the fake ones.

well said, my love, well said.