I realize, of course, it is a bit selfish to just fill myself with your news and thoughts and give nothing back, but the only things happening right now are medical things which, even if it were interesting to you, I don't think I would enjoy writing about it so much. So I will just offer this instead:

-Eliduc-

Eliduc was a knight who lived in Brittany with his faithful and intelligent wife, Guildeluec. Some other knights were jealous of Eliduc so they slandered him to the king, who promptly sent him away. Eliduc leaves his wife in charge of his lands, promises to be faithful to her, and sets off. He find a king in need of a brave knight to protect his kingdom, and Eliduc is the man for the job. It isn't long before the king's beautiful, young daughter, Guilliadon (yes, confusing I know) notices this capable and handsome knight and promptly falls in love with him - complete with sighs, fainting, and near-insanity. He is torn for a short while between loyalty to his wife and "love" of the princess , but in the end her long blonde hair, rose-red lips, and milky white skin are too much to resist and he gives his heart to Guilliadon. After only a short while with his new love Eliduc has to return to his country because his former king needs him. Guilliadon begs him to take her with him (as she knows nothing of a wife) but he convinces her to wait for him and he will return for her. Eliduc goes home to serve the first king, and his wife knows somethings up, but before she can figure out what - he leaves again with the intentions of running off with Guilliadon. While on the ship with his new lady-love there is a dangerous tempest. One of the soldiers blames Eliduc and tells him the storm is his fault because he is cheating on his dear, loyal wife (sound fishy, ha ha ha I crack myself up). Guilliadon overhears and falls to the deck, and Eliduc, in a rage, throws the perceptive sailor overboard ...

...to be continued

What adventures await our knight, Eliduc? Is the princess dead or merely taking a quick snooze? Will the loyal Guildeluec find out about the beautiful maid? Tune in next time for the exciting conclusion.